Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me with SmilingMoon's Lurgy
Cause:	mobile phone radiation
Symptoms:	flushing, déjà vu, excessive hunger
Cure:	expensive biofeedback devices
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Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me with Georgia osis
Cause:	influence of the Devil
Symptoms:	metallic skin, winking, excessive hallucinations, shivering
Cure:	don't do it again
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Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me with Wixaosis
Cause:	thinking too hard
Symptoms:	mild jaw dislocation, constipation, extremely cockney accent
Cure:	electroshock therapy
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